Saturday, January 19, 2008

Cloverfield may not suck, but J. J. Abrams does

Yes, folks: it's Godzilla + Blair Witch Project (and both those movies are better than Cloverfield in my opinion). It's not bad, but I feel cheated, because at the end you know absolutely nothing about the big monster or the little monsters.

Teaches me to wait a week or two before going to see a movie.

J. J. Abrams likes to go on and on about his mystery box.

Hey J. J., the only reason people buy mystery boxes is to open them and actually find out what's inside. You never got me to waste my time on Lost, but you do owe me $9 for Cloverfield.

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